I know most you are thirsty just by the sight of that glass, I know I am,hold yo horses though for a second,there is a story behind this glass of yummy passion juice that made me so passionate and because of that passion , tadaa here I am passionately typing my first post. Please wear a smile as you read this.

So yesterday morning I decide to travel to kakamega , I heard there were some Christmas chicken that were celebrating they made it to January, so being the luhya that i am and a non recovering chicken addict, I had to go there and show them who's boss, so I prepare myself, nini nini and I'm off. A few hours later, I'm in this great town,I look around no sight of these 'kukus' I was told about. Depressed, I walk to kakamega supermarket and head to some restaurant just by entrance of the supermarket, I have a sit and baaam this blessed young lady with a really bright future, I'm not saying where hands me a menu, I already know what I want to order and I'm sure you do to, but just to look a lil bit sophisticated, I raise my glasses to position, clear my throat and admire the pages,the lady comes back. 'Passion juice please,' I tell her with a sexy smirk on my face, atleast I thought it was until she took the menu off my hand and walked away, 'WOMEN!' I thought, you gotta love em hehe. I go through my phone ,WhatsApp,instagram nininini and before I know it she's bk with my juice smiling this time I have to say, God clearly answered my prayers. 20minutes I'm done with my juice and I slide a 100bob under the glass, I pass by the door and tell her I've left the cash at the table, did I mention I only had 300 in my pockets, don't judge me 300 is a lot of money in kakamega, atleast that is what I thought. 'Umewacha ngapi?' She asked with this smile on her face. '100,' I reply, 'chuice ni 250,'she said softly, I swear she said chuice, part of me wanted to burst out in laughter,yes I'm that guy, but that 250 thing I just heard slapped the humour out of the 'chuice'. 'Say what now?' I asked no longer smiling this time. 'Chuice ni 250,' she repeated '250!!! kwani imekuja na passion, oooh I'm never having chuice in kakamega again,' I thought to myself. I take out the last 200 in my pocket, she doesnt know that though and hand it to her like a boss and walk away, no run away before she say ni mia tano. I know what you're thinking, that's 300 now, the juice is 250, I'm currently finishing with this and going back for my 50bob in kakamega, it has also just hit me right now JESUS CHRIST!!!, that lady has some nerve, kubaki na 50 yangu!! I have to say though, since yesterday I've been feeling very passionate, I passionately slept today till 9, I passionately ate breakfast, I held those two slices with passion and I'm currently passionately starting my blog and this here is my first blog.